I worked with Darin when I lived in Seattle. He can write code like nobody's bidness. He's still there, still working in the communications industry, whereas I ducked out, went to grad school, and now I'm a full time blogger, since it must be the future.
For his bachelor party, I threatened to drive us to Vancouver. His fiancee put the kebosh on that real quick. Very, very smart woman. Still.
In any case, he was cleaning out some stuff, and behold, look what he found. Yes, the J-Card from the Ashley Morris demo cassette. This one was personalized (Warhol effect with highlighters). Behold, the glory. Also, note the Mary Tyler Moore font.

Hey, I have one of these!
Tell the rest of the story, Ash -- how it ended up as the soundtrack for a porno movie.
Posted by: Nancy Nall | 26 November 2007 at 09:15 AM
If we could only *hear* it! Is it just me or is there a resemblence to a famous long-departed Blues Brother? As the kids would say, "That's sick! Word."
Posted by: Sophmom | 26 November 2007 at 09:21 AM
I have to agree with Nancy, coupled with the expression and the 'stache, I could see you as a Ron Jeremy stand-in. The warhol effect is awesome. Any links to the tunes?
Posted by: Aaron | 26 November 2007 at 10:13 AM
Joey from "Full House" called.
He wants his shirt back.
Posted by: oyster | 26 November 2007 at 10:49 AM
Ooh, polka dots. Was it a polka band?
Posted by: Adrastos | 26 November 2007 at 10:52 AM
I'm not speaking figuratively, Aaron. It really WAS used as the soundtrack in a porno movie. Because Ashley is too modest to toot his own horn -- although not too proud to allow his music to be used in a tooting-one's-own-horn scene -- you can read about it here, in the first comment to that post.
http://nancynall.com/2004/12/27/cpr-for-the-wire-stat/
Posted by: Nancy Nall | 26 November 2007 at 11:42 AM
Yep. That picture immediately evokes a Ron Jeremy association.
Posted by: LIsaPal | 26 November 2007 at 08:39 PM