No, not this guy:
But this one:
Howzabout this: Beerman runs one back, and the Saints still kick the 69ers lame butt.
Deal?
and read what the Beerman has to say about the game. Class.
Update: my sister/mother claims to have slept with Rip Torn. Hell, look at him. *HE* may be my father...somebody has to be...somewhere. She said that he was the most famous person she ever slept with, eclipsing Bob Weir and Peter Coyote. She also lived next door to Ornette Coleman, but I dunno if they had a thang.
Also: There's even more Beerman stories. Hint: if you ever want to get me a present, here are viable options: 1) Van Halen tix, 2) Agent Orange concert tix, 3) Saints Superbowl tix, 4) a Beerman All-Pro jersey.
Excuse me, but I will not hear a word against Rip Torn. Torn was great in The Man Who Fell to Earth. Billy Bob Thornton WISHES he was Rip Torn. If Rip Torn was driving around drunk, he must have had a good reason.
Posted by: dangerblond | 26 October 2007 at 02:18 PM
How can any team be so careless as having two guys with the same name?
Posted by: mominem | 26 October 2007 at 02:28 PM
Ok, I'll take that trade-off.
Just so we're doing the butt-kicking in the end.
Posted by: Michelle | 26 October 2007 at 02:37 PM
Even better: Beerman runs one back, but it gets called back because they had too many men on the field or an illegal block all the way across the field or something really dumb like that.
Posted by: KamaAina | 26 October 2007 at 03:55 PM
I wanna cry.
Posted by: Howie Luvzus | 26 October 2007 at 04:16 PM
Heh. I especially loved Rip Torn in the MIB films and in "Defending Your Life".
Posted by: liprap | 26 October 2007 at 08:20 PM
Rip's looking a little...well (sorry)ripped. You made me laugh out loud. Rip doesn't look he has any musical genes to pass along. You definitely got'em from a soulful musician.
Posted by: Marco | 29 October 2007 at 07:02 AM
Elvis...
Posted by: Karen | 29 October 2007 at 07:03 PM
Personally I think this is bull, TC was incredible back in the day, then ieamgs started populating the interface, not a big deal, eventually it became like any other browser based game, graphics started being more and more wide spread and eventually unnecessary features started being added (the chat tabs at the bottom of the page, java, etc.). I realize this is going to sound like nothing more than an older player bitching about how great it used to be back in the day but it was. TC had character, Torn seems to be doing nothing more than pandering to the lowest common denominator.That is my honest opinion and I'm sure I'll get plenty of haters but I had to say it. The above comments seemed like nothing more than a shallow circle jerk. I started playing this game in the final years of High School and am now well into college I'm probably just being nostalgic.
Posted by: Benjamin | 24 May 2012 at 02:17 AM