Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, Elmore Leonard, and me

Yep, it's the authors' club for me.

I wish the cover was a bit sexier. Maybe a snow leopard jumping off of a glacier onto the gondola of an awaiting hot-air balloon, piloted by the Tanqueray cowboy. Something like that.

For only $180, this puppy can be yours. Don't skimp and get the $80 paperback, go for the gusto.

Makes a perfect stocking stuffer, as well. Get that holiday shopping done early.

Remember, nothing says "Happy Kwanzaa" like "Geographic Uncertainty in Environmental Security".

Comments

[Marco Romano]

Congratulations, Professor, on your publication. Any foldouts of the Canal St. madam? I mean for that money.

[liprap]

Mazel tov, 'Fess!

[ashley]

And you know what I get for every copy sold? The same thing you do!

[Aaron]

Sexy title. Yup, just oozes sex.

[joejoejoe]

I had Fuzzy GIS once. They gave me something for it at the free clinic.

[KamaAina]

Shouldn't that be "William Faulkner, Tennessee Williams, John Kennedy Toole, and me"? (Leonard was born in the city but left as a child.)

I look forward to a public reading next time I'm in town. Assuming I can get tickets, that is.

[ashley]

KamaAina, you're on the guest list, along with Joe's physician.

[saintseester]

Based on that list of authors, I expect this book to be chock full of "real" women who want sex with no strings attached, love pets, and perhaps, find one of them to be possessed by a demon, and at least one misunderstanding with a gun.

[ashley]

Well, my original draft had all that...but there's a lot of "uncertainty" involved.

[mominem]

I suggest your for the role of featured author at RT 3. This is a can't miss topic.

[ashley]

Yeah, I could talk about fuzzy levees.

[liprap]

Fuzzy levees, fuzzy navels, fuzzy GIS. What's the diff?