An open letter to John Kennedy

Sir,

I am a bit confused by your party switch. You state that the Republican party best represents your values. Does that mean that you plan on molesting male pages like fellow republican Mark Foley? Or do you intend on patronizing prostitutes who dress you up in diapers, like fellow republican David Vitter, and then lying about it? Perhaps you think New Orleans should be bulldozed, like fellow republican Dennis Hastert. Maybe it's just that you're an atheist like Karl Rove, or a crook like Duke Cunningham and Tom DeLay. Finally, perhaps it's because you don't want to make your own decisions, and you're just going to follow everything the national party dictates in lockstep, like Bobby Jindal.

Could you please tell me which one it is, because none of these values seem worthy of being represented.

Your constituent,

Ashley Morris.

Comments

[aaron]

That's an unfinished sentence, the GOP best represents his values of poll statistics.

[Clay]

A shame...

I've met him before and he's smart, eloquent, and likes pissing off crooked state legislators. He's also one of the few politicians who can think beyond a 1 year time frame.

He's now gone and shot himself in the foot.

[Mr. Clio]

Yeah, I don't think Kennedy is gonna find many people in the GOP with whom he can discuss Kierkegaard.

[oyster]

And that's a damn shame.