This is one of those times.
I read what Oyster wrote about former illegal alien and probable terrorist John Derbyshire, and it pissed me off. Not enough to go off on a full fledged rant, but I was annoyed.
Michael took that ball and Reggie Bushed it to the end zone, while stopping to do a flip and taunt Urlacher Derbyshire.
Well, Derb, maybe you should just take your pasty, pedophiliac, limey-assed dentist's nightmare of a face out of our country and express ship it back to wherever you came from.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Didn't you like the picture of this douchebag-dorkfaced dweeb ? Worth a 1,000 words.
Posted by: Marco | 05 February 2007 at 01:12 PM
Andrew Sullivan, that rare conservative who is sometimes worth reading, has established a Derbyshire Award in honor of the fuckmook's previous out-of-control rants (sorry, we weren't the first).
I say we nominate "Derb" for his own award!
Posted by: KamaAina | 05 February 2007 at 06:55 PM
Ack! Ack! Where's my Valium?
Posted by: chrissieroux | 05 February 2007 at 07:28 PM
You know, da Bears can shove it, but I'd actually order pay-per-view to watch Brian Urlacher demonstrate to Derbs just how much momentum an NFL linebacker can generate with, say, a ten yard lead-up (again, too bad the Bruce Lee scene was movie magic and nothing more).
Posted by: Michael | 05 February 2007 at 11:10 PM
I say we still keep it in the Kung Fu genre, and get Sammo Hung to kick his ass.
Posted by: ashley Morris | 06 February 2007 at 12:16 AM