Berto is upset: since I cut my flowing locks, I can't headbang like I used to.
Today, our New Orleans Saints wore all black uniforms for the first time in about 4 years or so. Maybe we'll even bring out black helmets in the future.
The black pants had a slimming effect, which made Mr. McKenzie look somewhat birdlike, and Mr. H. Thomas positively svelte.
OK. Not svelte, but they are slimming.
In any case, the joy of community was felt in the dome again today. Everyone felt it. You bump into someone, and both of you apologize to each other. It was a fine start to December.
Chef Who Dat had some fine items on the menu, including a niner etouffee featuring Rice. Not rice-a-roni. The Deuce was loose, and Mr. Bush outperformed Mr. Gore by a long shot. The dreadlocked one was exceptional.
And to think, people laughed at my prediction of 11-5 in the pre-season.
On the menu next week: Tony Romo's ribs. Yummmmmm.
Mea culpa.
Posted by: Adrastos | 04 December 2006 at 08:56 AM
I hate those stupid black pants. They look like a high school team.. or a community dance troupe. The Saints' regular uniform is one of the few remaining tasteful looks in sports... and yet I hear they want to redesign it next year. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Posted by: jeffrey | 04 December 2006 at 04:30 PM
Better the black pants than the gold jerseys, which make us think of only one thing: Daunte Culpepper making NFL history by going past Grady "Big Lazy" Jackson for a game-winning two-point conversion.
Posted by: Mr. Clio | 04 December 2006 at 06:13 PM
Bush and Gore, that's awesome. 'Cept Reggie didn't have to steal it Whoa! Hey!
Posted by: Varg | 04 December 2006 at 06:21 PM
I agree with Mr. Gloomy Pants about the...uh...pants. They look like they're wearing PJs.
Posted by: Adrastos | 04 December 2006 at 10:30 PM
Ah yes, the 1969 pre-season black helmets . . .
Posted by: Seymour D. Fair | 05 December 2006 at 09:48 AM
I'm bidding on one of those helmets on eBay.
Posted by: ashley | 05 December 2006 at 04:17 PM