Tonight, my Krewe du Vieux subkrewe met to discuss our theme for the parade this year. Many interesting ideas were tossed about. One suggestion was that we could be post-K Tulane, and the guys would wear placards stating Will engineer levees for food, and the Newcomb girls would be prostitutes.
This idea was discarded.
I'm not going to reveal our choice, but it will be hilarious, and we will have possibly the most interesting throws since Zulu.
One of the ideas thrown out was about the people that think the levees were dynamited, possibly by honkys living in the Garden District.
Here's the deal: in case you haven't noticed, the current adminstration doesn't give a rat's ass about anybody, especially if you're poor.
You want the government to rebuild the levees? You really want them to do it?
Say that the levees were dynamited by terrorists. I ga-ron-tee Cat 5 levees by June.
Hell Yes! I can't wait to see what kind of wild and bawdy satire all the Krewe du Vieux subkrewes will put on this year.
Posted by: Jonah | 06 January 2006 at 09:37 AM
Too funny!
I'm kinda surprised that some terrorist group hasn't seen the wonderful opportunity there already, actually. I mean - it's an unclaimed bombing, right?
Posted by: polimom | 06 January 2006 at 11:58 AM
Outstanding. You should go with the first idea. I mean, what, too tasteless? Tastelessness is measured on a whole different scale now. Besides, who doesn't like dressing up like a prostitute?
So how can I order one of those "C'est Levee" t-shirts?
Posted by: Ray | 08 January 2006 at 09:10 AM
Category 5 levees by June? If you claim terra, they'll be up by February! Of course, they won't function besides making for pretty pictures, but who's counting?
Posted by: Ian McGibboney | 08 January 2006 at 12:53 PM
I'll find out about C'est Levee shirts this week. And to give you a hint about our subkrewe theme, I may come dressed as a jar of mayonnaise...
Posted by: ashley | 08 January 2006 at 01:59 PM
Ewwwwww.
I don't want any beads from the guy dressed like the month-old rotting chicken.
Posted by: Ray | 11 January 2006 at 10:15 PM
Your stickers were eerrywhvee at the Saints game. On girls behinds, on guys shirts, on hats, on legs, on arms, on the wallGreat work.I can't begin to imagine how much you put in to that night.You are first rate. We talk of envisioning what Our City can be.You, sir, are making it happen.
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