Or rather, screw you. You used to think that we could only screw you with the electoral college. And we did. Remember all those calls to get rid of the electoral college after 2000? Guess what. The Wyomings of the country weren't about to let that happen.
But we can be bought.
Maybe this will wake them up: if superdelegate count alone determines the margin of victory for the Democratic nominee, I'll vote 3rd party.