I worked with Darin when I lived in Seattle. He can write code like nobody's bidness. He's still there, still working in the communications industry, whereas I ducked out, went to grad school, and now I'm a full time blogger, since it must be the future.
For his bachelor party, I threatened to drive us to Vancouver. His fiancee put the kebosh on that real quick. Very, very smart woman. Still.
In any case, he was cleaning out some stuff, and behold, look what he found. Yes, the J-Card from the Ashley Morris demo cassette. This one was personalized (Warhol effect with highlighters). Behold, the glory. Also, note the Mary Tyler Moore font.