Does David Vitter still have a penis?

That's the question on everyone's mind right now.

If you recall, Wendy da wife said, in 2002, "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

We now have evidence that Vitty-cent not only boinked Wendy (how ironic!) da ho in 1999, but that he also frequented the DC madame, and now news that he spent plenty o time at the Canal Street Brothel!

So, either Wendy da wife lies as much as her husband, or Vitty-cent lost little Vitty in an accident.

Hmmm....probably an accident requiring hospitalization. You think maybe Jindal...oh, nevermind.

Comments

[Clay]

If you think Vitter should resign, I've got a better idea than an online petition. Take a page from Nuts for Jericho (http://www.nutsonline.com/jericho).

Go to your kitchen drawer. Pull out the dullest steak knife and send it here:

Wendy Vitter
c/o David Vitter
2800 Veterans Blvd.,
Suite 201
Metairie, LA 70002

Enclose a letter with the following quote:

Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he'd had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

Let's finish this scumbag off.

[Aaron]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh that was good. I had my own fun, too.

[barbawit]

I've always thought he was dickless.