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17 April 2007 at 12:17 AM | Permalink
I haven't finished my coffee yet and I see the mouth!
17 April 2007 at 06:30 AM
You could fit a Zamboni in there, no?
17 April 2007 at 07:12 AM
Ugh!! Horror! Not the pick-me-up I was looking for this morning.
17 April 2007 at 08:25 AM
I have a friend who has the hugest crush on her. He bought a cookbook she wrote just because her picture was on the front. He does not cook.
"EVOO" makes me cringe.
17 April 2007 at 09:27 AM
I saw an episode of "$40 A Day" where she was in Puerto Rico and she was made up to look like a grinning orange. The makeup job was so godawful it was great.
17 April 2007 at 09:39 AM
A fucking Zamboni! Can you arrange that? Very timely & hilarious.
17 April 2007 at 10:20 AM
I don't want her to cook for me, but I wouldn't mind sampling her cookies:
17 April 2007 at 11:32 AM
She's done a $40 show on New Orleans, antediluvian. Problem is, she loves everything she puts in that cavernous slop-bucket of hers.
Other than being annoyingly omnipresent, she seems genuinely decent, for teevee anyway.
17 April 2007 at 11:39 AM
Every single thing she puts in her pie hole seems to bring her to the throes of orgasm.
Ray: problem is, at some point she'll talk, and that would ruin it. Also, she has saddlebags like a 1949 Indian.
Marco: the Zamboni reference was just for you. I got hockey playoffs and Italian heritage in one fell swoop.
17 April 2007 at 12:13 PM
she'd make a great model for a muppet!!
17 April 2007 at 01:19 PM
I happen to *like* saddlebags.
17 April 2007 at 01:44 PM
Zamboni: another stroke of genius from the Fess! I'd like to see another edition of NHL playoff analysis after the 1st round.
What did Tony Bourdain say about the San Diego Chicken? I think it applies to some of those pix Ray of NO likes of Rachel bakin'cookies or makin' bacon.
17 April 2007 at 01:57 PM
She came here and didn't have a beer until dinner and that was a $6 Abita. Bullshit. I could have eaten and gotten a buzz on $40.
"Now, I have 3.50 to get a buzz on! Wait, there's a sign that says 'Huge Fucking Beers' for $3! I can tip the bartender .50 and go home!"
17 April 2007 at 03:21 PM
I saw that $40-a-day show too. I make it a rule never, ever to watch Ms. EVOO, but I really needed an N.O. fix (this was right before my trip in Jan.).
Imagine my chagrin when Her Perkiness took us on a streetcar ride to view the fabulous architecture along St. Charles *Street*!! Even from 4,000 miles away, you may have heard a distant wailing of "Avenue, you stupid fuckmook! St. Charles *Avenue*!"
Now ask yourself this: Would even she have been so dumb as to give a tour of New York's "Park Street"? Or SF's "Market Avenue"?
17 April 2007 at 03:37 PM
Her parents are the Joker and Mrs. Bilbo Baggins.
17 April 2007 at 04:48 PM
My brother once sent me a text message that said only this: "Rachael Ray is my soul mate... she just doused her fried catfish in louisiana hot sauce."
True story. He's got the puppy love for R-Ray.
17 April 2007 at 06:34 PM
to friggin' funny. man i needed a smile today.
by the way she is hot in a very dawn brown way.
gentilly rick |
17 April 2007 at 07:30 PM
Little known fact: she can un-hinge her jaw and swallow suckling pigs whole. It's true, I've seen a grainy video that proves it.
17 April 2007 at 08:10 PM
So. I came over here expecting to read about Clarence Brown.
17 April 2007 at 10:41 PM
huh huh...you said "suckling".
17 April 2007 at 10:48 PM
Here's a photo of Ms. Ray before she had her teeth fixed.
18 April 2007 at 10:25 PM
Ohhh, she's the $40 girl? That's why someone said they saw her at Cafe Beignet at some point.
25 April 2007 at 10:45 AM
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