"But officer, Ray Lewis is on the field. There's gotta be a warrant out for him somewhere. Can't you just go on the field and cuff him?"
"New Orleans has a soul. Boulder, Colorado has no soul. Living in Boulder is like living in a Whole Foods."
"We have to stay until the end of the game; it builds character."
"We live in New Orleans. We have enough character."
"The Burger King just flipped me off!"
"So take the rest of the keg, ice it down, and give out go cups of beer to the parents trick-or-treating."