...and I mean bust.
This woman, Cynthia Myers, is held to blame by my lovely wife for scarring me for life. After looking at the picture, you can possibly see how a 5 year old could be scarred for life by this.
In any case...
Things are much more upbeat here at chez Morris, and here's a bunch of reasons why.
The new Saints coaching staff realize that pure talent alone does not win championships. If it did, Ryan Leaf would be the hottest QB right now, and his connections to Terrell Owens would be the stuff of legend.
As such, the NNO (New New Orleans) Saints have dumped some of the cancers on the team, and have re-signed two of the hearts and souls of the team, and of New Orleans. It just wouldn't be right to see the beerman or Freddie Mac playing for anybody else.
And the people they're adding to the team are people that really want to be here. Oh, hell yeah.
I could get some wonderful season tickets, but they'd run me $150 a game...should I do this, or go for the nosebleed seats with Dilly & Berto? Hmmmmm.
Hell, even if the Hornets do go to OKC, we may get the Brass back. Boo yah.
How incompetent is the current administration? Well, growing up in dixiecrat land, the Republicans were the "don't spend anything, be fiscally responsible" party, and the Democrats were the "support more social and infrastructure programs, and fund them through taxes" party.
No Más. The current administration is about as far from fiscal responsibility as one can be. At least, the oil companies, Halliburton, and the insurance companies are getting rich. Huzzah!
Now, because of all the cronyism and bad press, they can't even hire somebody to run FEMA.
Bwaaaahhhhhaaaa haaaa haaaa. Ididots. They should have known better.
What twits. Well, what do I expect, the writer could probably show me his mother, sister, and wife with a single introduction. The Intelligencer. What a misnomer. Right up there with strategery. Not much truthiness there, either. Da po blog exposes more dweebs.
Nice post by Harry, and nice comment by Humid Haney. Nobody Cares. Well, screw them. Sinn Fein, baby. We will take care of ourselves, we will rebuild ourselves, and screw everybody that doesn't like it. Oh, and we're quintupling the port tax and taking 100% of the oil revenues.
Like I said, if NOLA is destroyed this season by a hurricane, then I will NOT move anywhere in the US. They have demonstrated that they could not care less about us, and if they all perish in any calamity-du-jour, I won't shed a tear. Serves them right...they shouldn't have lived there in the first place.
Once again, try the USACE for treason, or at least negligent homicide.
Did Michael Brown come up with this schedule? On the first Sunday of Jazzfest, the following groups are all playing simultaneously. Pick one: Bruce Springsteen, The original Meters, Kermit, Preservation Hall, Li'l Band O' Gold, and Elvis Costello with Allen Toussaint. Sheesh... If I make it, I'm gonna have to see the Meters, 'cause they gots Zigaboo playin' wif dem again. Dey all axed for him.
I play drums, and I don't want to be like Buddy Rich or Neal Peart. I want to be like Zigaboo, with the funk just drippin' off of me. How cool is that.
Da paper endorsed Ron Forman for mayor. Schroeder has more. After 7+ months of being the best investigative newspaper in the country, they've settled back to being themseves again. Picayune, indeed. Adrastos has more, and is probably the best source for NO election news. Straight up. Word.
My guaranteed accurate Venn Diagram of New Orleans voters.