Honestly, you can't make this shit up. Further proof that everyone else doesn't realize that: 1) most people aren't here, 2) most people have no power, 3) mail comes weekly if at all.
If you live 'round here, make sure that Amazon ships either FedEx or UPS. I tried to buy da wife some pink utensils for Valentine's day, via Amazon. When I checked on the order, and saw that it should have been delivered, they emailed me this:
Thank you for your recent order!
According to our records, your order was placed on 2/1 and shipped on 2/2. Your package was scheduled for delivery between 2/7 and 2/10. Current tracking results show that an attempt to deliver your package was made on 2/6/06 at 11:33am, but was refused by someone named Katrina.
Someone named Katrina?