Tonight, my Krewe du Vieux subkrewe met to discuss our theme for the parade this year. Many interesting ideas were tossed about. One suggestion was that we could be post-K Tulane, and the guys would wear placards stating Will engineer levees for food, and the Newcomb girls would be prostitutes.
This idea was discarded.
I'm not going to reveal our choice, but it will be hilarious, and we will have possibly the most interesting throws since Zulu.
One of the ideas thrown out was about the people that think the levees were dynamited, possibly by honkys living in the Garden District.
Here's the deal: in case you haven't noticed, the current adminstration doesn't give a rat's ass about anybody, especially if you're poor.
You want the government to rebuild the levees? You really want them to do it?
Say that the levees were dynamited by terrorists. I ga-ron-tee Cat 5 levees by June.